Anonymous asked:
Hey I got a joke I think you'll like
Why are trans girls so good at swimming?
Because they're boyn't
Lmao 🤣
Hope the person who made that tumblr post that said “I’m the girl boy of your dreams” the person that wrote “I’m like if a girl was a boy” the person that said “boy dyke and girl fag” and the creator of every piece of art where the cowboy was a butch know they did more for my wellbeing and identity development than 25 years of polite white christian social placation ever did
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People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.
I love this fucking book
“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.
“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”
there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying
I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.”
And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”Mark Watney is such a great example of how to teach to laymen. Andy Weir wrote a book about a man who basically gives the reader a 369 page science lesson and it’s literally never boring or too complicated or patronising. He uses language that is accessible to the reader, removes technical jargon, adds in humour and all without belittling the reader or making them feel stupid for being given the simplified explanation.
literally pls read this book kthxbye
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drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don’t have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days
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when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw
its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome
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