Anonymous asked: You are one sexy lady(or dude if that's whatcha feeling today) SSEXXXAAAAYYYYY
U3U chuuuu THANK U HELL YEA I AM
(Unrelated but wtf is my gender today I’m gonna guess nonbinary since I don’t know.)
Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.
do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying
#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes
I cannot get my ass out of bed today holy shit
Two of my otps are heir x knight. I’m a knight and Caden’s an heir 9u9
seriously though, list of fucking awful trends in the gay male community:
- "sassy black woman" voice
- t-slurs everywhere and rampant transphobia
- talking down to women/harassing them because “it’s ok i’m gay lol”
- transphobia towards trans men (ew, vaginas!!!)
- misogyny towards cis women (more ew, vaginas!!!!)
- "gay is the new black" (says white gay men)
like can we just address
Anonymous asked: One time when I was like seven there was a bottle of "Old Pine Window cleaner" on the dishwasher and it looked like tea and no where on the bottle did it say it was window cleaner and I was really thirsty so I took a swig of it and my mother was so horrified it was hilarious
OH MY GOD ID BE HORRIFIED TOO IF I WERE YOUR MOTHER CANT THAT SHIT KILL YOU!?!?!?
Anonymous asked: Truth: List at least two people that you have a crush on (celebrity or not) and if you're not into that stuff, what was the most humiliating/ just a humiliating moment of your life
Alright I’ll do both.
Caden and back in the day, there was an asshole at school who played sax and introduced me to different bands and stuff.
A humiliating moment?
First quarter of college, one of my teachers told me one thing but ended up reprimanding me for it. When I went to stand up for myself (since there was money involved and I can’t just throw away cash), she started yelling at me and saying I was acting like a child. She proceeded to spend the rest of the quarter showing me off to fellow teachers as the “autistic girl who she managed to put information in.”